The Legend of Turkey Clause,--By Matthew T. Mruzek

There once was an evil turkey. He was such a disturbance, that he pissed all the other turkeys off. His name was synomous with being of a lonely sort. (He accidently pooped his pants)

His name was poop-pa-fart, he farted too many times and they ate him for Thanksgiving!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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