Mortified Beyond Belief

Well today was a waste of a day..... I drove to Mc Donalds in Clinton tonight, and it was closed! Now what am I going to do? Eat shitty eggs or coco Crispies? Damn.  I am chilling in my basement a lot today. Tomorrow I have to meet with my secret friend and work on some recordings that are secret for now. I am also psyching myself up for the gig this weekend. I was going to watch Scarface tonight to motivate me, but what's the point if I am going to have an empty stomach? Well the good news is they lowered the price of 7up 2 liters at the gas station. I said something when they suddenly jumped from the price of 1.19 to 2.09 out the door. The girl was like, "I don't make the prices I just push the buttons." Really BITCH, you want to go there? I know that you are related to the CEO of Shell gas stations, so don't fucking lie to me. I went to this website called spellsandmagic.com and I put a curse on her. Now she wasn't there tonight, but the 2 liters went bac

Hey people, it might interest you to know, that today we are expecting record breaking temperatures of 94 degrees! Well when I heard that, it made me realize that today was the perfect day for an icy treat. At Burger King they have $1 Frappes! Just make sure you ask for a small. I accidentally ordered a large one, and that cost 2.10. Now I feel sick. The small only has 410 calories, the large has about 600. There are two flavors, mocha, and caramel. I think the caramel one was better one of the 2. The mocha tasted like a slushy made with chocolate milk. The caramel was sweet. The ride in my car, left me soaking with sweat. Good thing I worked out yesterday. See ya mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

New FLASH!!!! If you have a headlight that is broken, the police just anounced this week, today at 3.27 PM, that you will be subject to a 300 dollar fine!

Hey people... Well my clothes are tied up in the laundry at this moment, so this is a good time to update the blog. No need for dirty visuals.... I still have on some of my pajama clothes... which are ironically in much better condition than my street clothes! (its because they aren't as comfortable-- so I rarely wear them in public) I know people are used to seeing me in maybe 2 different shirts.... it's not that I don't have more clothes, its just that I don't like wearing them! Today was a slightly hard day already. I went to finish mowing the lawn... and the lawn mower broke on me in 2 different places! I hate it when belts break and I have to use my girlish hands to reattach springs and crap. It took mt about an hour and a half to get the thing running again. Plus I expelled extra energy cussing and releasing primal screams of rage every time I almost got it working again but not quite. Back in the old days I would have used the lawn mower breaking as an excuse n

Hello People, Well I just got back from a band practice. I am tired, I haven't been updating this blog very much! Today I heard some fantastic news....... As you might have heard from my sisters' posts, Phoofie was presumed dead. I didn't write about it or post about it because that's not my style. Well anyways, he must have risen from the DEAD, or he jut got back from a long vacation and couldn't remember where he was. I did mention that he might have dementia. Well---- Phoofie is ALIVE!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT. I know, I heard the news at band practice! It totally made my day better. He is not alowed to go outside anymore though. That fuckin cat. He was missing for a good 3 weeks!!!!!! Well he is one prodigal cat. SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -----------MATT

Hello people! I would like to thank those of you who have confirmed to one of or both the bands shows coming up at the Lager House. Somehow the band got 2 gigs scheduled there with not much time between. HOW DO i GET MYSELF INTO THESE PREDICAMENTS?  Well, in the area of positive news, I am releasing a new song out into the world, via a youtube missmash of footage that is saved to my computer. Here it is! Run devil Gold Digga--- you know I am offering a prize of 10,000 dollars to anyone who can accurately transcribe the lyrics to this! In other news, I saw a very good movie this weekend called Payton Place--- and no I don't give a crap about some basketball player or whoever. It is a classic movie from the 50's. It was cool! Damn I wish every tv had the TCM channel. I HATE the free tv. Everything on during the day is some bullshit about healthy recipes, gay men decorating houses, how to lose weight, or some half wit celebrity who just wrote a cook book or something. Come