Mortified Beyond Belief

Hello people, Many of my friends know I am a loyal Guitar Center customer. The last time I was in there, I picked up a copy of the Detroit Metrotimes. I have enjoyed reading that paper for the music articles and to see stories on local bands since my early community college days. It had been a couple years since I have really read anything from it, except for when a band I am in happens to have press in it. Anyways, the reason I am bringing the paper up, is because I feel like the ads for sex shops and massagers have gotten over the top. I am not really offended by any of it, honestly. I actually cut out one of the adult movie store ads that had a picture of a porno that advertised a "Transexual Gangbang". I was taking it around at work today seeing which one of my co-workers would think it was cool. I had at least one guy think it was cool. I just thought it was so funny that they would have something like that in a free paper that any little kid could pick up for f