How to Make Your Man-boobs look Bigger-- by Matthew T. Mruzek

Many men are now becoming aware of the relatively new man-boob fetish that is becoming popular among liberated women. It is almost unthinkable that in as little as a decade ago, having man-boobs was considered a shameful condition. Now, such popular sex symbols as Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzeneggar are paving the way, and regular guys need not feel ashamed of their dirty man pillows.

The most important step in making your man-boobs look bigger is to start standing up straight, with your shoulders pulled back. After you have mastered the art of good posture, your next step will be to go shopping for tighter shirts. 

*Don't ignore the young adult/boy's section if the regular small isn't tight enough. There are many bargains to be had in this section that is often passed with indifference by most men.

The 3rd step in accentuating your man-cleavage is to draw attention to the area with a manly looking pennant, cross, or trinket on a chain to dangle between your breasts. This is a trick that women have been doing for centuries, and is now catching on in high fashion circles of men.

This concludes the instructional portion of this blog, but I believe it is important to note that whatever your chest size, your self-image matters. Just because other men may have been blessed with larger breasts, doesn't mean that you are less sexy of a man. 

- Matthew T. Mruzek M. D


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