My Show Rider, if you are interested in booking an act I am in

 Being a rockstar is a very stressful career. I NEED THINGS TO BE RIGHT BEFORE I PERFORM!



IF YOU WANT ME TO PLAY A GOOD SHOW, YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING FOR ME BACKSTAGE AT A GIG:


ONE ITEM FROM THIS LIST--- (FOOD)

BOX OF SWISS CAKE ROLLS (ALDI BRAND OR NAME BRAND)
ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
1 5LB BAG OF MOZZERELLA CHEESE (PRIMO GUSTO BRAND)
TORTILLA CHIPS
POTATOE CHIPS (ALDI BRAND)
CAN OF BLACK OLIVES (ANY BRAND)
COUNTRY STYLE SAUSAGE GRAVY (GFS BRAND)

ONE ITEM FROM THIS LIST---(BEVERAGES)

2 LITER OF DIET COKE
2 LITER OF DIET MT DEW
LIQUID BUTTER ALTERNATIVE (GFS BRAND)
2 16 OZ CANS OF DIET RIPP IT ENERGY DRINK

ONE ITEM FROM THIS LIST (READING MATERIAL)

US WEEKLY MAGAZINE
PEOPLE MAGAZINE
MUSICIAN'S FRIEND CATOLOG 
SWEETWATER CATOLOG
CURRENT ALDI FLYER
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

This is an acceptable combination of items (example):

TORTILLA CHIPS, DIET COKE, CURRENT ALDI FLYER

YOU MUST HAVE ONE ITEM FROM EACH LIST

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE


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